OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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