It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I cut my penus on the lid.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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