Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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