Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just gargled with NyQuil
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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