Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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