No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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