sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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