I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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