don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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