Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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