Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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