yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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