I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Let's get the cat blown out
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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