Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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