last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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