Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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