are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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