The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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