we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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