He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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