I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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