Having a random hookup so left but love u
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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