Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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