i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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