TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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