You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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