So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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