when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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