totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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