She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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