hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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