we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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