You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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