Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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