I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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