I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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