One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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