That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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