We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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