i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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