Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize