I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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