I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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