were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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