I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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