I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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