I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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