whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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