Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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