I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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